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Hello

stand up

What is with the shaving in the gyms ?

I cannot work it out; who are these people and why do they do it ? Do they have no mirrors at home ?

Are they homeless guys who got the free initial trial and never left ?

Maybe it is a class, walking in front of the TV, Spinning, Shaving . Maybe their is a specific muscle involved
Do the women do it ? do they shave their legs pluck mustache ?

lots of material here needs work
can do a whole routine on it

"The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money." - David Richerby

Clear Signal

This is a quote from YNET story on the Hamas - Fatah conflict.

"The battles came a day after two men were thrown to their deaths from high-rise rooftops, signaling a rapid descent into all-out confrontation. "

In my opinion the quality of news reporting has hit rock bottom.

Am I human. part II

Continued from below....

The dreams keep on coming... Freud please help !!

Last night it was a war of the worlds.

The Human vs the Robots. The humans had a simple strategy present individuals with the indecipherable code and shoot you if you get it wrong. I got shot a lot.

I have put a control on this blog to find out if my readers are human.

If you do not comment I know that you are a computer !!!

I am still unsure if that is good or bad.

Could they be right ?

Conversation Overheard while trying to get past level 6 of Sonic Hedgehog

Sammy: I can't do level 6 not even Abba can do level 6.

Eliana: G-d could do level six.

Sammy: That is because G-d made the game.

Could they be correct, is G-d a computer programmer ?

The meaning of life to get to level 7 and have fun doing it.

Who said computer programmers were boring ?

Am I human ?

A phenomena has appeared on the internet to try and stop automated computer programs from pretending to be people. The internet asks you a question which only a real human is supposed to be able to answer. You are shown an image of some writing or numbers like the one below. What you have to do is type what you see back. If you get the answer correct you are classified as human if not you are a computer.

The problem is I only get about 1 in 4 correct. Does this mean that I am more computer than human ?

The issue is giving me sleepless nights, I am seriously considering checking my self in for an upgrade of my operating system and requesting a bigger hard drive!!!